5/28/2006

Kommando Troop Action Reports

Attention Troops And Civilians Alike! (Sticky Post to Remain At Top for the Weekend)

At an undisclosed, top secret morning launch, 26 May 2005, Kommandos of all stripe and message were sporadically deployed in an urgent action in the War Against War. If you notice any troop movement in your area, report all action in a comment to this post.

Those participating in the War Against War and at Kommand Central will track trooper movment and affect of all Kommando actions to aprise the President of our progress. Eye witness accounts are greatly appreciated.

Incidentially, top secret surveillance devices and all available technology are being used in this massive deployment of troops. Of course, we cannont disclose the technology for fear of feeding the terrorist playbook.

Blog on.

21 comments:

Helen Wheels said...

Better keep Geraldo away, then.

Kvatch said...

KOMMANDER WINDSPIKE...YOUR SUPREME KOMMANDER REPORTS THAT OUR GLORIOUS FORCES HAVE SEIZED THE SAN FRANCISCO CIVIC CENTER AND DOWNTOWN OAKLAND.

IN ADDITION, ELEMENTS OF HILTON'S HEROES HAVE SEIZED THE WATERFRONT AS OUR FORCES SWEEP ACCROSS THE CITY.

K.K.

Generik said...

Generik's Guerrillas are also on the march, in the Polk Gulch area, near the Giants' ballpark, in the Mission and in South San Francisco. Pictures to come over the weekend on my site.

Montag said...

Montag's Minutepersons are spread out across Portland, ME and were holding their ground at last check. Pictures to follow tomorrow.

PTCruiser said...

Kommander Kvatch, sir! Kommander PT reporting a highly successful assault and capture of Potrero Hill! Through a flanking maneuver, we now have a secure footing on the eastern half of San Francisco. My mobile infantry unit, PT's Kruisers are getting the word out as we speak. Full story reported in post below by local "left-wing" media.

Lew Scannon said...

Tomorrow, the Michigan Militia plans an all out assault on gas stations across the city, as well as an assault at the local flea market.

DivaJood said...

DivaJood's Daredevil Division has begun operations. Pictures will follow if I can figure out how to get them from camera to computer. (New camera, technically challenged grandmother.)

Station Agent said...

University of Florida flooded with bold green guys.

Full report.

Station Agent said...

Crooks and Liars plugs Kommandos Project.

Mags said...

Mags' Marines fully deployed. Details below.

Lew Scannon said...

Last night, I emailed What Really Happened, a popular alternative news blog, and suggested they post a link to our project. And today, they did post a link! Hopefully this will catch on and continue beyond this weekend, or, become a part of the Memorial Day celebration.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant!!! the NH "Live Free or Die" Brigade is gearing up tonight for deployment at 0500 hours tomorrow morning.

Kvatch said...

Lew, see the next post in line. They picked us up and our traffic stats went through the roof!

We hit the big time thanks to you.

Marty said...

MARTY'S MARAUDERS REPORTING, SIR!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely Great Site and mission. Can anybody Play?I'm going to get myself a whole platoon and start deploying tomorrow here in Illinois. Thanks for the great ideas. Got here by way of WhatReallyHappened.

Kvatch said...

Anon, absolutely. Glad to have you on board. If you'd like to become a Kommander (a poster on the blog), please send an email to me (Kommander Kvatch), and I'll get you an invitation. Otherwise you can just place yourself on the "Kommander's Map".

We also have the "Protest Map" for people to add their pictures and places where they deployed troops.

jay lassiter said...

Kvatch,
it's the east coast calling.
we're looking to take over the liberty bell AND independence hall in Philly.

Getting my game face on as we speak.
we leave in minutes.

Kvatch said...

Jay...Independence Hall? That's tremendous! Pictures, pictures, pictures!

I wish we could get someone in DC to place them on the Mall.

Muse said...

Great job of it. I have a snippet of an interview from someone
reflecting on the War in the 30s that's short if you want to
take a listen.....Cheers!

windspike said...

This is a fine showing of Kommanders and those aspiring Kommandars. Are there any civilians out there who have experiences with our troopers who would like to share?

windspike said...

Okay, I'm going to make a specific post so that civilians are invited to play.

Blog on all.