5/30/2006

Final Communique On the Memorial Weekend Protest

FROM: KVATCH SUPREME KMDR US THEATER
TO: ALL KMDRS

OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENTS BY ALL STOP
THE WORD IS SPREADING STOP
NEW BLOGGERS JOINING DAILY STOP
NEW ORDERS TO FOLLOW STOP
EARNEST THANKS FROM YOUR KMDR STOP
GETTING VERKLEMPT AND MUST STOP

KMDR KVATCH
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:-) But seriously it was a great weekend, and I hope that everyone had as much fun as I did. The project succeeded beyond anything I could have wished for, and I want to thank each and every one of you for doing this with me. Now...on to the next campaign...

11 comments:

DivaJood said...

Kommander DivaJood reporting, sir. I suggest we continue our sniper attacks at various locations until the War on War is victorious.

I suggest that Kommander Crackpot Press and Kommander Worried had the most visible signs for their units,very impressive.

And I thank Kommander Kvatch for creating this site, and drafting this soldier!

windspike said...

Kommandar Kvatch - The Aircraft Carrier is in a holding pattern off the coast. Stop.

Requesting directions for position for your fly in and speech. Stop.

Shall Turn runway facing out to sea. Stop.

Mission Accomplish Banner proccured from the President's Press Office Shall Be Hung Just Over Podium. Stop.

Will you be flying your own plane in or have one of our Navy pilots shuttle you in by F-18 or Harrier? Stop.

Shall We Feed The Journalists and Photojournalists before or after you have arrived? Stop.

Do hungry photographers take better pictures when they are hungry? Stop.

Oh, You've Done A Heckuva Job Kvatch. Stop.

Tina said...

Since Hall of Fame weekend activities will begin to kick up FULL FORCE in July (the entire month is filled with activities leading up to the Hall of Fame football game and parade), Hubby and I have to get some more Kommandos. These festivities will provide PLENTY of Kommando ops.
And I have news for Espella the Empty-headed, my Marine friend Chris (who just got back from Iraq in October) took a handful of my Kommandos, as did his wife, and his brother. Chris appreciates that we are fighting to get the word out about what a clusterfuck this bloodletting is that Espella and his beloved president adore. Love this war? GO JOIN UP. If not, then keep your yellow chickenhawk ass safe and sound at home and STFU. At least we are doing something to end this illegal outrage that is depleting every American resource we have. How sad it is that we have wasted all of this bllod and money just so that an Iranian-like Shiia fundamentalists regime can reign supreme after we finally leave. But I'm sure an idiot like Espella considers that a success. So when will his wife and daughters be sporting the hajib?

Kvatch said...

Oh, You've Done A Heckuva Job Kvatch. Stop

Oh God! Does this mean that I'm about to be consigned to the dustbin of history, like "Heckuva Job Brownie"?

Tina, yours is one of the most inspiring stories about the project that I've heard. Thanks for sharing.

Worried said...

Thank you Supreme Kommander Kvatch for this glorious opportunity to spread the Word. Since I am now old and handicapped, I can no longer fight in the trenches against the Forces Of Evil as I did in my younger years, but this Project allowed me to hit the streets (on my electric scooter) and deploy my troops to do the fighting. I commend every one of them for their bravery and dedication to the cause. My civilian Aides and junior sub-kommanders join me in eagerly looking forward to continuing the good fight and to the next major push. Another Kommander is assembling troops and wants to join the Project as soon as she completes a major move to another location (computer is packed in padded box). She is delighted with the Kommandos and thinks it is a fantastic idea.

Every one of your Kommanders have done a great job in directing and deploying their troops. I am proud to have served with them.

Question: Considering Espella's negative remarks about the Kommando Project, why is he on the Kommando map? I find this passing strange. Surely he has not "seen the light" and been converted.

Kvatch said...

Question: Considering Espella's negative remarks about the Kommando Project, why is he on the Kommando map? I find this passing strange. Surely he has not "seen the light" and been converted.

Espella is a...dare I even say it...camp follower. (Oh the double-entendres!) The dude follows Helen wherever she goes. I've just been too lazy to remove him.

windspike said...

Kvatch,

No Worries- as the instigater of this whole thing, we are keeping you around and holding your accountable for your actions...unlike some other Commanders we know who just get promoted for their irreverance.

Mags said...

I had fun. Thanks for inspiring me.

Tina said...

Kvatch: "Tina, yours is one of the most inspiring stories about the project that I've heard. Thanks for sharing.".... oh go on with ya... you'll make me blush.

Thanks to you for getting this project off the ground to all of us hunble bloggers.

sumo said...

Looking forward to new orders for the waiting Kommandos...July awaits...

PTCruiser said...

Proud as hell to serve, Kommander.