6/22/2006

Late-Breaking News From Potrero HIll

Yesterday, this brave soldier limped back to the base of operations at Potrero Hill, and collapsed next to the coffee machine. Suffering from apparent massive head wounds, he somehow managed to get the words out to me, "Mission Accomplished, Kommander." Bad enough that this true hero of the War on War had his head cliped and shoved back at an uncomfortable angle, but to add insult to injury, some cruel bastard had scribbled the words "Boxer & Fienstien(sic)" on his Banner of Enduring Freedom. They didn't even have the decency to spell the Senator's name correctly. For shame.

Well, as they say, "War is hell."

This is Kommander PT of PT's Kruisers, over and out.

6 comments:

Kvatch said...

KOMMANDER CRUISER YER TROOPER'S SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN! I'VE RECOMMENDED THAT HE BE AWARDED THE KOMMANDOS KOMMENDATION FOR VALOR!

K.K.

PTCruiser said...

He's certainly earned it, sir!

windspike said...

A purple heart to your trooper PT!

PTCruiser said...

Thank you, Kommander Windspike! Hoo'ah!

crallspace said...

Support Plastic Toy soldiers!

That should be a new yellow ribbon design. About as meaningful as the current ones.

Worried said...

Onward and Upward, Toy Plastic Soldiers. You do a great service.