strategic redeployment in the war on christmas

My troops are ready. They have doubled in number since last year.

They are well armed and ready to fight two wars: the war on war and the war on conspicuous consumption. Stay tuned for a report from the battlefield next week.

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Renegade Eye said...

Drive capitalism from the Earth, and God from the sky.

Station Agent said...

Work 'em silly, Comandante.

Frederick said...

Well Done!