12/15/2006

kristmas kommandos storm south coast plaza



This time of year there is no better place to spread the message of peace on Earth than at your local shopping maul. Strategic placement of kommandos throughout stores and common areas are bound to catch the eye of frantic consumers.

Today I deployed several kommandos throughout South Coast Plaza, the third largest shopping mall in the United States. Each soldier was equipped with the message "Bring us home for Christmas" and "Stop the War".

My goal - to wake up OC shoppers from their gift-snatching slumber.



After scattering troops throughout the common areas we moved into Borders bookstore. I hit up the newly released racks by the checkout counter and then moved into the music section.



Harry Potter and his friends seem like decent kids...



Lastly, we attacked the bustling magazine rack and found one concerned-looking dude.



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8 comments:

Worried said...

Good for you and your Kommandos! Your mission is an inspiration that I shall emulate. A great idea. A huge pool of prospective viewers to get the message.

Kvatch said...

KOMANDANTE, AN ADMIRABLE DEPLOYMENT. THE HIGH-KOMMAND SENDS ITS KONGRATULATIONS.

K.K.

Lew Scannon said...

Great idea! The Michigan Militia will be deployed at malls across G Rap starting next week! Peace on Earth!

Anonymous said...

A great and inexpensive way to send a powerful message. Can you imagine if half the population did the same thing so that you would find these in every public arena by the millions?

Would it make a difference? Absolutely! Call me a dreamer.

I'm going to pick up some today at the toy store so thank you for this fantastic idea.

Comandante Agí said...

can also be used for New Year's:

"Happy New Year!"

"Bring us home for the new year!"

"Make 2007 a year of peace"

etc....

Station Agent said...

Excellent work.

paris said...

Just bring them home today....we are over there for no good reason...just sacrafice us some more...we cry for peace they give us grief

Helen Wheels said...

Excellent work, Kommandante Agi!! And excellent pics. Well done, happy holidaze!