12/21/2006

Texas Road Runners Ready for the Post-Christmas Crowds

Kommander Kvatch, Sir!

Please be advised that the Texas Road Runners are well trained and eager to do their duty by assaulting the malls and megamarts during the post-Christmas sales events. We anticipate large crowds and the opportunity to spread the Word to the maximum number of people.

Several junior officers will be assisting this mission.

Respectfully,

Kommander American.

1 comment:

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