5/26/2006

Sentries Report Rain Heavy; Students Few as Antarctic Platoon Sweeps Swamp

Kommander Station Agent reporting:

Early morning. University of Florida. The breeze was cool in these swamp-like environs as I made my way through a lighter-than-usual cluster of students hurrying to class. I fit right in--head phones, backpack, unshowered...

Little did anyone know, in that backpack was some of the finest little green guys I have ever laid eyes upon.



This tank commander and his crew were the first into battle, taking up this post near the newly reconstructed library.


The other tank unit, pictured above, set up an ambush in this elevator.

These soldiers lay in wait outside the computer lab.


This soldier pulls recon from atop a two-foot wall. By the way something, why so many two-foot tall walls on university campuses?

I want to thank Kommander Kvatch for inviting me to join this mission. It has been a great pleasure serving in your beloved corps.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

SA...great photos! Very cool the way you've done them up like posters.

Unknown said...

PRIME Locations! Most Excellent toe tags. Dare we unfurl the "Mission Accomplished" Banner on the Aircraft carrier?

Jay Allbritton said...

My roommate, er, station mate? did them. First rule of blogging--never talk about blogging--second rule of blogging, if you can't do it, get soeone who can to do it for you.

Fun mission. Hope we do more of these. Like July 4?

Unknown said...

Yes! Let us not only continue deploying our intrepid kommandos, but have another special weekend, like this one.

Supreme Kommander Kvatch?? What say you??

Anonymous said...

KOMMANDER AMERICAN, NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT YER SUPREME KOMMANDER DID NOT PROVIDE HIS FULL SUPPORT TO THE OPERATION! WE WILL SOON HEAD BACK TO H.Q. TO BEGIN PLANNING THE NEXT CAMPAIGN! BUT IN THE MEANTIME YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO ACT ON YOUR OWN INITIATIVE, AND I EXPECT THAT YOU WILL!

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

K.K.